سلام
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30 lessons live · lessons 1–10 free · no alphabet required

Speak real Farsi.
The kind Iranians actually speak.

Colloquial Tehrani Persian for English speakers — taught through a story, trained with speak-along drills, and wrapped in the culture that makes the language make sense. Taarof included.

5–8 min video + 10–15 min drill + quick-review PDF per lesson. About 40 minutes, three times a week.

chetori?
how are you?
tap ▶ — that's a native voice, not a robot
Lesson 1 · your first conversationچطوری؟
30 lessons live now 100% of the Farsi you hear is a native voice 1–10 free, no signup 5 dedicated lessons on taarof
Hear the difference

The narrator never says a word of Farsi. Iranians do.

The English host explains. Every Farsi sound — Sam's lines, Leila's, Mâmân Pari's — comes from a native voice, so your ear learns the real accent from day one. This is Lesson 1's conversation, exactly as it sounds in the video:

Leila and Sam, at a Persian grocery in Los Angeles. Slow-clear speed.
  1. LeilaSalâm!Hello!
  2. SamSalâm!Hello!
  3. LeilaChetori?How are you?
  4. SamKhubam, merci! To chetori?I'm good, thanks! How are YOU?
  5. LeilaMan-am khubam.I'm good too.
  6. SamKhodâhâfez!Bye!
  7. LeilaKhodâhâfez!Bye!

Eight words. That's the whole of Lesson 1 — and by the end of it you can hold this exchange yourself, out loud, with the right melody. Then the drill makes it automatic.

A real lesson, not a trailer

Watch Lesson 1 — the whole thing

Four minutes. If you like how this feels, the course feels like this thirty times over — and counting.

What you just watched is one third of a lesson.

The video teaches. Two more pieces make it stick:

  • The speak-along drill — 10 minutes, headphones on, eyes free. Prompt → pause → you speak → native answer.
  • The quick-review PDF — phrase map, dialogue, one grammar point, one culture note, exercises with the key.
  • The practice game — every question built from the real clips, never a fill-in-the-blank you could guess.
Open Lesson 1 — drill, PDF and game
Who this is for

Made for the people Farsi actually happens to

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You love an Iranian

Partners, spouses, in-laws-to-be. The dinner table is in Farsi and you've been smiling through it. Not for long.

Lesson 10 · survive your first mehmuni — greet everyone, oldest first, and accept tea on the right offer.
Lesson 29 · when your host keeps piling food on your plate — how to say "no more, thank you" without offending anyone.
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It's your family's language — not quite yours

Heritage learners who understand more than they can say. The course is built on the spoken Tehrani you've heard all your life, with the culture finally explained out loud.

Lesson 18 · the whole present tense in one machine — the verbs you half-know, made yours.
Lesson 27 · why an invitation for eight o'clock really means nine o'clock.
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You're going — or you're curious

Travelers and the Farsi-curious. Unit 3 is a full day in Tehran without English: taxi, bazaar, restaurant, the bill, directions, the clock.

Lesson 26 · get the whole taxi to yourself: darbast mikhâm.
Lesson 23 · drop a zero off the price tag, then bargain.
The method

Hear it. Say it. Then see it.

Most courses show you the word, then let you guess the sound. We do it the other way round — the way you learned your first language.

1

You hear it first

A native voice says the word before you ever see it written. No spelling-based guesses, ever.

2

You say it out loud

Every lesson stops and waits for you — on screen and in the drill. Your mouth learns, not just your eyes.

3

Then you see it

Once the sound is yours, the transliteration and the PDF arrive to lock it in. Reading the script comes later, if you want it.

5–8 min

Animated video

A story scene with Sam and the cast, broken down line by line. One concept per card, never a slide read aloud.

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10–15 min

Speak-along drill

Prompt → pause → you speak → native answer. Works with your eyes closed — commutes count as study time.

5 pages

Quick-review PDF

The phrase map, the dialogue, one grammar highlight, a culture note, and eight exercises with the key on its own page.

Where it takes you

What you'll be able to say

Every tenth lesson is a checkpoint: no new words, one real situation, and sixty seconds of your own voice recorded on your phone. Ten recordings become a portfolio you can hear yourself improve in.

Lesson 10

Your first mehmuni

Meet, greet, count, be polite — and accept tea on the right offer. Salâm! Chetori? Khoshbakhtam!

live
Lesson 30

A day in Tehran without English

Taxi, bazaar, restaurant, the bill, directions, the clock, and being a guest. Darbast mikhâm. Chand mishe?

live
Lesson 50

Story night

The past tense, connectors, and a ninety-second story of your own. Dishab chi kâr kardi?

in production
Lesson 70

Sam lands in Tehran — so does your Farsi

Money, paperwork, the doctor, emergencies, phones, commands. A full errand day, solo.

in production
Lesson 100

Meet the family

Elders, gifts, seating, who pours the tea — and the recorded conversation exam. Salâm be hamegi!

in production
The lesson most courses skip

Taarof: can you refuse tea correctly?

Iranians offer three times. Accept on the first and you look greedy; refuse on the third and you go home hungry. Try it — these are real lines from Lesson 29, in Mâmân Pari's real voice.

Mâmân Pari
Offer № 1
Châyi mikhorin?
Will you have tea?
The story

Learn alongside Sam — from “salâm” to Tehran

A hundred lessons is a long road, so this course is also a story. Sam's Farsi grows exactly one lesson ahead of yours — and at Lesson 70, he lands in Iran.

The learner

Sam سم

American, 28, brave enough to order coffee in Farsi by Lesson 3 and to fight for the bill by Lesson 22.

The coach

Leila لیلا

Iranian-American, sharp and warm, translator of all things taarof.

The wildcard

Amir امیر

Great slang, terrible advice, excellent kabob connections. Works the counter at the ghahve-khune.

The boss

Mâmân Pari مامان‌پری

Grandmother, host, judge of your tea manners. Feeds everyone, even through a phone screen.

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Why this, and not an app or a class

Salâm FârsiLanguage appsClasses & textbooks
The Farsi you learnspoken Tehrani — what people sayoften the written, formal formthe written form, then “colloquial notes”
Where the pronunciation comes fromnative voices only, every wordsynthetic or mixed voicesyour teacher's accent — or your own guess from the page
The alphabetnot required — a free bonus module laterweeks of script before a sentencechapter one
Taarof and culturefive dedicated lessons plus dozens of scenesa footnote, if thatdepends entirely on the teacher
Practicespeak-along drills you can do with your eyes closedtapping tiles on a screenhomework and class hours
Getting startednow — lessons 1–10 free, no signupaccount first, then a trial timerenrol, pay, wait for the term
Free and full

Start free. Stay if it works.

No trial timers, no subscription. Lessons 1–10 are free for everyone, forever, without an account.

Free, forever

Lessons 1–10

Unit 1, complete: sounds, greetings, names, numbers, the politeness starter pack, your first mehmuni.

  • 10 videos, 10 drills, 10 PDFs
  • the practice game for every lesson
  • no signup, no card
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The full course

Lessons 11–100

One payment, no subscription. While the course is being built, founding learners get every new lesson as it ships — thirty are live today.

  • new lessons ship as they are finished
  • your progress saved on your device
  • lessons 1–10 stay free no matter what
See all 100 lessons
Questions

The things people ask before Lesson 1

Do I really not need the alphabet?
Really. Spoken Farsi and written Farsi differ systematically — Tehran says mikhâm beram where the page says mikhâham beravam. You learn the spoken version by ear, written in a simple, consistent romanization. A free 8-lesson bonus module teaches the script later, built on words you already know by sound.
Which Farsi is this?
Colloquial Tehrani Persian — the Iranian standard you hear in films, music, family kitchens and the Los Angeles diaspora. Not Dari or Tajik, and not newsreader Farsi (though you get a guided taste of the formal register later, so announcements aren't alien).
Who is speaking?
The English host explains; every Farsi line is a native Iranian voice — a different one for each character. The host never pronounces a new Farsi word, on principle: you should never learn a sound from a non-native mouth.
How much time does it take?
About forty minutes per lesson: a 5–8 minute video, a 10–15 minute drill you can do on a walk, and a short PDF. Three lessons a week is the pace the course is designed for; the drills replay well on a review day.
I grew up hearing Farsi. Is this too basic?
Heritage learners usually understand far more than they can produce. The drills force production, the culture notes explain the things nobody explained, and Units 2–3 (the verb machine, taarof at the bill, directions, the clock) are where most heritage speakers find the gaps. Start at Lesson 11 if Unit 1 feels easy.
Does it work on my phone?
Yes — it's a website that installs like an app. Videos and drills play on iPhone and Android, the drills are audio-only — phone in your pocket — and progress is saved on your device.
Ready?

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Lesson 1 is free, forever. No signup, no alphabet, no excuses.

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